Have you ever been in a weird situation where you got into by circumstances and when you try to get out you find that you have no idea how you got there in the first place. (earthquake pause – small one, but still weird) Everybody is OK so let’s move on with my story (at 5 minutes after the earthquake my sister in France knew about it and not from me – thank God for Internet!!).

Well… I was just fine until some time ago when I met a guy, weird and a little retard, just how I like them. All fine, I thought he was cute so let’s move on to the next step (in my philosophy the next step is sex people!).

All good just that the guy started to bubble around about taking it slow (taking what the fuck slow??). And I, like a fair lady. I was open and honest (not really) and I told him that all I want is just sex! Simple as that.

Well… surprise!! The guy starts not to call me anymore… until one Saturday when he calls me out of the blue and asks me if I am having sex in that moment (I told you I like them retards – but this one and that one – no more! too much!).

Next week I call him, thinking that maybe I did something wrong (I do have my way with boys… unique way of getting them off… not in a nice way). It was my intention to find what’s up with him. Is he just defected or this is just his way to say: I’m just not that in too you! (I am writing this waiting for the earthquake replica – how cool is that????)

Anyway, he answers and bang!! another surprise!! He says nothing, he kept me on the phone, barely saying couple words and talking to a woman in this time.

Now that I know that I am OK and that my way with boys it’s just a self defense mechanism against imbeciles and idiots, I can say with an open heart: This is why I don’t WANT or NEED a relationship with anybody!! Men are just so retards that it’s just a waste of time of getting to into them!!!

Oh… and also men are more fucked up than women.

A woman is capable to get out of a depression while a man carries it all his life.

That’s just SAD dude!!

Peace.. out!