I am proud to say that I belong the a unusual category of people which is: the category of suckers with too much energy who out of desperation to use it, we waste it on stupid people (feel the irony).

Sitting in my leather chair at work today (yeah, that’s where I am when I have nothing to do at home - feel the sarcasm and my pain), I was just recovering some of my weird dreams from the last few days as well as my latest conversation with my lovely mom.

So… let me introduce to you to the 20 something woman’s crises when someone dear and close is getting married. Guess what is the first thing that happens to you if you are a woman in you middle 20′s or latish a little (details, details…) and your friend is getting married: everybody is on your head with the following questions:
- How about YOU?
- When are YOU getting married?
- Don’t YOU want kids?
- YOUR clock is ticking Missy!!
- YOU are not going to be young forever!! or
- Tomorrow You’ll be 30!!
- Still single????
- I have a friend for YOU! He’s the perfect catch/match!!
- YOU are too picky!! You’ll never find the perfect man!!
- Mr. Right is not going to come to YOUR door knocking (wanna bet?? :) ))
AND, trust me I can go on FOREVER on this subject.
Now, being almost a normal human being (or some might say – almost human), I come to think that in any society is like in any pack – we have the pack or sheep spirit – let’s follow the one that does something new.
Why don’t we try bungee jumping?
Or Sky diving?
Or swimming with sharks????
It is less expensive, less painful, full adrenaline and refreshing (except for the sharks part maybe).
Anyway, on top of the fact that I need a new dress, I will be the made of honor and I have no clue what that means. According to the bride, is no rocket science (oops – surprise!!).
Beside getting broke I have to make somebody to come with me (I already have my victim picked :D ), so that I will be able to avoid all the stupid questions and occurred moments and to be able to enjoy the wedding and to flirt without prejudice (if possible).
And… as a ice top to my cake, I make to mistake of telling my mom about my latest dreams and about this wedding that I am going to. Guess what??
She started preaching until she realised that she is wasting all her ironing time on me for NOTHING, because I don’t care!! I JUST DON’T CARE!!
If I am to get married I don’t have to schedule it.
SO, if you or anybody else wants to let me know how awful is to be single, and that I will need/want a warm soul beside me everyday, HELLO!! Who says I have no warm soul at night? I have several (I just switch them between days :) ))) Just kidding… or not.
And… Take this from a control freak:
Even monsters like me with bigger balls than some men have heart and love surprises :D
Dedicated to the ones I love and they love my balls back!!
Peace..  OUT