And we will get back to that very soon…

But for now let me take you to this place, a place where I had many high-school flings, sometimes 2 at the time, a place where we didn’t need alcohol to have fun or to get high to laugh, a place that during the day it’s a kids theatre and by night it’s a hip hop club and sometimes a strip club.

Like all the paradoxes of life, when you are young all you want to do is to have fun and to be mature, not to be treated like a kid, after years go by, all you want is to be a kid again, to hit the clubs and to live each day like the last one.

Here’s what I did: I planned with the girls a night out to this club (which I always liked, but now I think I adore it). we got to the spot and surprise: the music was great and the men hot. Now how can a single lady in her 20′s not to appreciate such things?

Here comes the hot part, and we thank God for whisky here, if sober you think clubbin’ it’s fun you should see fun through the whisky blend steam… We practically did what all single women do, drink, dance, have fun, pick up strangers, but, in my case, I did what I think it’s the best thing to do after a club… I had a Bootie call. Now for all of you who don’t know the advantages of the Bootie call, please try it, it can be life changing, refreshing and opens for sure new perspectives of living. The Bootie call is the difference between hooking up with strangers and having random sex with the risk of getting diseases with names you can’t pronounce, and the crazy sex you never plan and it can be great and always safe (the guy is someone that you already know or like but you need alcohol to let him know that too – this i have done it once before).

Another Bootie call with a good ending makes me think that I am wasting too much time thinking of how to do things and less time of actually doing them.

To all my boys… “good loving is not always from the heart, you got to be smart, stay just the way you are… it’s just a Bootie call…”

I am the modern girl born in the wrong century. Digital and smoke affected. A complicated multifunctional woman, anatomically ecologically and politically incorrect.  I am free of all prejudice, I hate everyone equally. I like power of mind over power of stupidity. I believe that courage it’s a long lost belief. The only hope I have for this society is that there are others like me, invincible in their cause, unharmed by the artificial minds of this world.

I believe only in the cruelty of the words.